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Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
One time we had a water fight that started at 7:30 in the morning, and by 8:00 we were cleaning up. At around 8:15, the Battalion Chief came out and he was going to get in his car and leave. He opened up the rear door to put his briefcase and stuff inside. When looked at the floor, he saw that the space where your feet go was completely filled with water.
He came and asked me what happened to his car. I told him we didn’t know and that it must have rained or something and got some water in it. I said we would clean it up for him anyway, and we did. He knew what was going on, but it was just funny.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
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A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
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Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
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Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
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Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
One time we had a water fight that started at 7:30 in the morning, and by 8:00 we were cleaning up. At around 8:15, the Battalion Chief came out and he was going to get in his car and leave. He opened up the rear door to put his briefcase and stuff inside. When looked at the floor, he saw that the space where your feet go was completely filled with water.
He came and asked me what happened to his car. I told him we didn’t know and that it must have rained or something and got some water in it. I said we would clean it up for him anyway, and we did. He knew what was going on, but it was just funny.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
One time we had a water fight that started at 7:30 in the morning, and by 8:00 we were cleaning up. At around 8:15, the Battalion Chief came out and he was going to get in his car and leave. He opened up the rear door to put his briefcase and stuff inside. When looked at the floor, he saw that the space where your feet go was completely filled with water.
He came and asked me what happened to his car. I told him we didn’t know and that it must have rained or something and got some water in it. I said we would clean it up for him anyway, and we did. He knew what was going on, but it was just funny.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025