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Spicy Practical Joke
One day, this Captain was making himself some Chili. But then he got a phone call, and the guys put hot sauce and cayenne pepper in his bowl of Chili while he was on the telephone.
So he came back and he ate that chili, but he was sweating because it was so hot. Nobody laughed though. You could see that he was hurting, but he wasn’t going to let anyone know it.
That was funny...until the next shift. It was his turn to cook. That food was so hot that nobody could stand to eat it. So we either had to go find something else to eat, or go without dinner. He got back at us on that one.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
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Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
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Potty Break
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Quit Hangin’ Around
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Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
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Spicy Practical Joke
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Stretcher Incident
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The Pfister Legacy
Spicy Practical Joke
One day, this Captain was making himself some Chili. But then he got a phone call, and the guys put hot sauce and cayenne pepper in his bowl of Chili while he was on the telephone.
So he came back and he ate that chili, but he was sweating because it was so hot. Nobody laughed though. You could see that he was hurting, but he wasn’t going to let anyone know it.
That was funny...until the next shift. It was his turn to cook. That food was so hot that nobody could stand to eat it. So we either had to go find something else to eat, or go without dinner. He got back at us on that one.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Spicy Practical Joke
One day, this Captain was making himself some Chili. But then he got a phone call, and the guys put hot sauce and cayenne pepper in his bowl of Chili while he was on the telephone.
So he came back and he ate that chili, but he was sweating because it was so hot. Nobody laughed though. You could see that he was hurting, but he wasn’t going to let anyone know it.
That was funny...until the next shift. It was his turn to cook. That food was so hot that nobody could stand to eat it. So we either had to go find something else to eat, or go without dinner. He got back at us on that one.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025