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Poop in the Bucket
One time, one of the guys told someone on the team to leave him alone because he was picking on him. He warned him that if he didn’t leave him alone, he was going to crap in the other guy’s boot. That night, this guy peeled a banana and put it in the other guy’s boots. Not long after, they had a run and when the other guy put his foot into his boot he really thought that it had crap in it. It was all gooey and stuff. It was funny watching him wash the banana back out of the boot after the run. He had to go on that run, thinking that banana was actually poop in his boot.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Poop in the Bucket
One time, one of the guys told someone on the team to leave him alone because he was picking on him. He warned him that if he didn’t leave him alone, he was going to crap in the other guy’s boot. That night, this guy peeled a banana and put it in the other guy’s boots. Not long after, they had a run and when the other guy put his foot into his boot he really thought that it had crap in it. It was all gooey and stuff. It was funny watching him wash the banana back out of the boot after the run. He had to go on that run, thinking that banana was actually poop in his boot.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Poop in the Bucket
One time, one of the guys told someone on the team to leave him alone because he was picking on him. He warned him that if he didn’t leave him alone, he was going to crap in the other guy’s boot. That night, this guy peeled a banana and put it in the other guy’s boots. Not long after, they had a run and when the other guy put his foot into his boot he really thought that it had crap in it. It was all gooey and stuff. It was funny watching him wash the banana back out of the boot after the run. He had to go on that run, thinking that banana was actually poop in his boot.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025