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Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
One time we got called to a Cost Less warehouse fire. It was probably about a block long, and about a half-block wide. When we got there that thing was ripping, it was really burning. This was out of Station 5, and we had a pump and a truck. The truck is the one with the aerial ladder, all the rescue equipment, and the tools to break into buildings and cut holes and stuff like that. The pump is the one with the hose and the pump in it.
Two interesting things happened at this Cost Less fire. One is that these two firefighters had a two and a half inch hose, which puts out around 250-300 gallons per minute at 100lbs pressure. That gives off a lot of back pressure, so you really have to fight it when you are using a hose that size with a nozzle attached. As a way to help you handle the hose, you put straps on it and then wrap them around your waist. But after a very short period of time, say 10 or 15 minutes, it gets very tiring. As these two firefighters were struggling with the hose line and shooting water at the fire, this other firefighter walked past them and said, “Getting tired, huh?” They replied with, “Yeah!” So he suggested, “Why don’t you just tie it to the parking meter with the straps?” Without missing a beat, one of the firefighters on the hose turned around and replied in a matter-of-fact tone, “Well we can’t do that because neither one of us has a nickel for the meter.” That went over big, and everyone had a good laugh at it.
Right after that, the other crew from Station 5 was taking a hose line in through a side door, and the hose got hung up on the wheel of a parked car so that they couldn’t advance any further. One of the firefighters went back to pull the hose loose from the car wheel, so they could continue moving forward. Just as he was pulling that hose loose, the whole roof fell in in the area they had planned to go. If they would have been five feet farther into the building, they all probably would have been killed by the roof falling and by the fire. They came very close to dying that day, and that was a close call I’ll never forget.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
One time we got called to a Cost Less warehouse fire. It was probably about a block long, and about a half-block wide. When we got there that thing was ripping, it was really burning. This was out of Station 5, and we had a pump and a truck. The truck is the one with the aerial ladder, all the rescue equipment, and the tools to break into buildings and cut holes and stuff like that. The pump is the one with the hose and the pump in it.
Two interesting things happened at this Cost Less fire. One is that these two firefighters had a two and a half inch hose, which puts out around 250-300 gallons per minute at 100lbs pressure. That gives off a lot of back pressure, so you really have to fight it when you are using a hose that size with a nozzle attached. As a way to help you handle the hose, you put straps on it and then wrap them around your waist. But after a very short period of time, say 10 or 15 minutes, it gets very tiring. As these two firefighters were struggling with the hose line and shooting water at the fire, this other firefighter walked past them and said, “Getting tired, huh?” They replied with, “Yeah!” So he suggested, “Why don’t you just tie it to the parking meter with the straps?” Without missing a beat, one of the firefighters on the hose turned around and replied in a matter-of-fact tone, “Well we can’t do that because neither one of us has a nickel for the meter.” That went over big, and everyone had a good laugh at it.
Right after that, the other crew from Station 5 was taking a hose line in through a side door, and the hose got hung up on the wheel of a parked car so that they couldn’t advance any further. One of the firefighters went back to pull the hose loose from the car wheel, so they could continue moving forward. Just as he was pulling that hose loose, the whole roof fell in in the area they had planned to go. If they would have been five feet farther into the building, they all probably would have been killed by the roof falling and by the fire. They came very close to dying that day, and that was a close call I’ll never forget.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
One time we got called to a Cost Less warehouse fire. It was probably about a block long, and about a half-block wide. When we got there that thing was ripping, it was really burning. This was out of Station 5, and we had a pump and a truck. The truck is the one with the aerial ladder, all the rescue equipment, and the tools to break into buildings and cut holes and stuff like that. The pump is the one with the hose and the pump in it.
Two interesting things happened at this Cost Less fire. One is that these two firefighters had a two and a half inch hose, which puts out around 250-300 gallons per minute at 100lbs pressure. That gives off a lot of back pressure, so you really have to fight it when you are using a hose that size with a nozzle attached. As a way to help you handle the hose, you put straps on it and then wrap them around your waist. But after a very short period of time, say 10 or 15 minutes, it gets very tiring. As these two firefighters were struggling with the hose line and shooting water at the fire, this other firefighter walked past them and said, “Getting tired, huh?” They replied with, “Yeah!” So he suggested, “Why don’t you just tie it to the parking meter with the straps?” Without missing a beat, one of the firefighters on the hose turned around and replied in a matter-of-fact tone, “Well we can’t do that because neither one of us has a nickel for the meter.” That went over big, and everyone had a good laugh at it.
Right after that, the other crew from Station 5 was taking a hose line in through a side door, and the hose got hung up on the wheel of a parked car so that they couldn’t advance any further. One of the firefighters went back to pull the hose loose from the car wheel, so they could continue moving forward. Just as he was pulling that hose loose, the whole roof fell in in the area they had planned to go. If they would have been five feet farther into the building, they all probably would have been killed by the roof falling and by the fire. They came very close to dying that day, and that was a close call I’ll never forget.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025