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I had a firefighter who was brand new on the job, and I sent him to the store for ice cream or something. The store was only a block or two from the station, and it was on the main thoroughfare too. I told him that if we had a run, he would hear us leaving the station and when we got across from the store, we would stop and let him on.
Well, sure as heck, we got a call for an automobile accident. So we went down past the store and the engineer asked, “Do you want me to stop for the firefighter?” I said, “Nah, it’s just a car accident. Let’s just go. It’s probably just to wash some fuel away or something anyway.” So we kept going. He saw us go by as he came out of the store and was worried about missing the rig, missing the run and all of that.
At the car accident there was a TV crew who was riding with the Highway Patrol. So that night on television, it showed the car accident. It showed us rolling up to the accident, getting off the rig, getting all of our equipment and putting the fire out, basically doing our thing. It was supposed to be an interview with the Highway Patrol, but it ended up mostly being about us.
That night, the girlfriend of the firefighter that we left at the store called him up and asked, “What station are you at?” He said, “I’m at Station 39, why?” She replied with, “39 went to that car accident fire today but you weren’t on it. Were you there?” And he said, “Yeah I was here.” So she asked, “Why weren’t you on television?” He said, “Because they left me at the grocery store.” She half-way didn’t believe him, and thought that maybe he was actually off-duty doing something else. Anyway, I talked to her and told her that we did, in fact, leave him at the store. Everything worked out, but it was too bad he wasn’t able to go and be on television that day.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Crew Minus One
I had a firefighter who was brand new on the job, and I sent him to the store for ice cream or something. The store was only a block or two from the station, and it was on the main thoroughfare too. I told him that if we had a run, he would hear us leaving the station and when we got across from the store, we would stop and let him on.
Well, sure as heck, we got a call for an automobile accident. So we went down past the store and the engineer asked, “Do you want me to stop for the firefighter?” I said, “Nah, it’s just a car accident. Let’s just go. It’s probably just to wash some fuel away or something anyway.” So we kept going. He saw us go by as he came out of the store and was worried about missing the rig, missing the run and all of that.
At the car accident there was a TV crew who was riding with the Highway Patrol. So that night on television, it showed the car accident. It showed us rolling up to the accident, getting off the rig, getting all of our equipment and putting the fire out, basically doing our thing. It was supposed to be an interview with the Highway Patrol, but it ended up mostly being about us.
That night, the girlfriend of the firefighter that we left at the store called him up and asked, “What station are you at?” He said, “I’m at Station 39, why?” She replied with, “39 went to that car accident fire today but you weren’t on it. Were you there?” And he said, “Yeah I was here.” So she asked, “Why weren’t you on television?” He said, “Because they left me at the grocery store.” She half-way didn’t believe him, and thought that maybe he was actually off-duty doing something else. Anyway, I talked to her and told her that we did, in fact, leave him at the store. Everything worked out, but it was too bad he wasn’t able to go and be on television that day.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Crew Minus One
I had a firefighter who was brand new on the job, and I sent him to the store for ice cream or something. The store was only a block or two from the station, and it was on the main thoroughfare too. I told him that if we had a run, he would hear us leaving the station and when we got across from the store, we would stop and let him on.
Well, sure as heck, we got a call for an automobile accident. So we went down past the store and the engineer asked, “Do you want me to stop for the firefighter?” I said, “Nah, it’s just a car accident. Let’s just go. It’s probably just to wash some fuel away or something anyway.” So we kept going. He saw us go by as he came out of the store and was worried about missing the rig, missing the run and all of that.
At the car accident there was a TV crew who was riding with the Highway Patrol. So that night on television, it showed the car accident. It showed us rolling up to the accident, getting off the rig, getting all of our equipment and putting the fire out, basically doing our thing. It was supposed to be an interview with the Highway Patrol, but it ended up mostly being about us.
That night, the girlfriend of the firefighter that we left at the store called him up and asked, “What station are you at?” He said, “I’m at Station 39, why?” She replied with, “39 went to that car accident fire today but you weren’t on it. Were you there?” And he said, “Yeah I was here.” So she asked, “Why weren’t you on television?” He said, “Because they left me at the grocery store.” She half-way didn’t believe him, and thought that maybe he was actually off-duty doing something else. Anyway, I talked to her and told her that we did, in fact, leave him at the store. Everything worked out, but it was too bad he wasn’t able to go and be on television that day.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025