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Rattlesnake in the Rig
One time we were on a wildland fire out in the back-country. For wildland fires, you ship out in five-rig units. We had probably 20-30 rigs out at this fire. Each unit has a Battalion Chief functioning as commander, and each rig has a Captain, an Engineer, and two Firefighters. There were quite a few people there. We would work for 12 hours on a fire, and then try to rest for 12 hours unless something blows up, and then you have to work longer. But they try to give you 12 hours rest after 12 hours fighting. We did everything with the rig; you sleep at the rig, you eat at the rig. It’s like a big ol' wagon train.
One evening, all of the rigs were lined up and everyone was kind of looking at me. I didn’t really know what was going on, but something was up. The rigs sit really high and when you open the door to one, the top of the seat cushion is at about eye level with you. So I went to the rig and I opened the door up, and here is this rattlesnake coiled up sitting on my seat. It gave me quite a jolt because you don’t expect a snake on your seat! The only thing is that it was dead. It had died in the coiled up position in the fire.
About three or four rigs behind mine was the Battalion Chief’s car. So I went and got a shovel, and I got that snake and started taking it back to put it in the BC’s car. I was walking down one side of his car when I heard his footsteps going down the other side really fast. When I turned the corner the ol' BC was standing right there, and he said “Jim, don’t you dare put that in my car!” He was very adamant that if I would have done that, he probably would have done something bad to me. So I had to find another rig to put it in.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Rattlesnake in the Rig
One time we were on a wildland fire out in the back-country. For wildland fires, you ship out in five-rig units. We had probably 20-30 rigs out at this fire. Each unit has a Battalion Chief functioning as commander, and each rig has a Captain, an Engineer, and two Firefighters. There were quite a few people there. We would work for 12 hours on a fire, and then try to rest for 12 hours unless something blows up, and then you have to work longer. But they try to give you 12 hours rest after 12 hours fighting. We did everything with the rig; you sleep at the rig, you eat at the rig. It’s like a big ol' wagon train.
One evening, all of the rigs were lined up and everyone was kind of looking at me. I didn’t really know what was going on, but something was up. The rigs sit really high and when you open the door to one, the top of the seat cushion is at about eye level with you. So I went to the rig and I opened the door up, and here is this rattlesnake coiled up sitting on my seat. It gave me quite a jolt because you don’t expect a snake on your seat! The only thing is that it was dead. It had died in the coiled up position in the fire.
About three or four rigs behind mine was the Battalion Chief’s car. So I went and got a shovel, and I got that snake and started taking it back to put it in the BC’s car. I was walking down one side of his car when I heard his footsteps going down the other side really fast. When I turned the corner the ol' BC was standing right there, and he said “Jim, don’t you dare put that in my car!” He was very adamant that if I would have done that, he probably would have done something bad to me. So I had to find another rig to put it in.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025
When I First Started
A Stoup That’ll Kill Ya
Barney’s Bad Day
Big Rigs on Small Trails
Car Crashes Into Gas Meter
Close Calls: Baby with AIDS
Close Calls: The Cost Less Fire
Close Calls: Dangling Foot
Close Calls: Firefighter Rescue
Crew Minus One
Electrifying Car Crash
Fishtank Window
Garden Hose in the Blower
Here Comes the Bucket
Hysterical Daughter
Flashovers in a Warehouse
Little Girl Rides in the Rig
Little Girl Waiting Her Turn
Lucky Break in Mission Valley
Mummy Head
Ol' Pete
Party Pooper Firefighter
Poop in the Bucket
Potty Break
Progression of the Career
Interesting Fires: PSA Flight 182
Interesting Fires: Tuna Boat
Quit Hangin’ Around
Rattlesnake in the Rig
Running of the Immigrants
Selfish Driver
Slippery Guts
Smoking Kills
Spicy Practical Joke
Suicidal Girl
Stretcher Incident
Tar and Feather
Training Exercises
Warming Up on a Cold Night
Water Fights
Water in the Battalion Chief’s Car
Water in the Boots
The Pfister Legacy
Rattlesnake in the Rig
One time we were on a wildland fire out in the back-country. For wildland fires, you ship out in five-rig units. We had probably 20-30 rigs out at this fire. Each unit has a Battalion Chief functioning as commander, and each rig has a Captain, an Engineer, and two Firefighters. There were quite a few people there. We would work for 12 hours on a fire, and then try to rest for 12 hours unless something blows up, and then you have to work longer. But they try to give you 12 hours rest after 12 hours fighting. We did everything with the rig; you sleep at the rig, you eat at the rig. It’s like a big ol' wagon train.
One evening, all of the rigs were lined up and everyone was kind of looking at me. I didn’t really know what was going on, but something was up. The rigs sit really high and when you open the door to one, the top of the seat cushion is at about eye level with you. So I went to the rig and I opened the door up, and here is this rattlesnake coiled up sitting on my seat. It gave me quite a jolt because you don’t expect a snake on your seat! The only thing is that it was dead. It had died in the coiled up position in the fire.
About three or four rigs behind mine was the Battalion Chief’s car. So I went and got a shovel, and I got that snake and started taking it back to put it in the BC’s car. I was walking down one side of his car when I heard his footsteps going down the other side really fast. When I turned the corner the ol' BC was standing right there, and he said “Jim, don’t you dare put that in my car!” He was very adamant that if I would have done that, he probably would have done something bad to me. So I had to find another rig to put it in.
Angelo Outlaw, © 2025